you're coming at me with such ferocity
like a quickly ticking countdown
on a late-night infomercial,
"i can be yours for only
two low payments of $29.99
(plus shipping and handling -
and i need a lot of handling)."
i recoil but am oddly drawn to
you, you're running out of time
and i'm running out of time with you.
only seconds left to snatch this deal,
can i commit to buy?
30 day trial and money back guarantee,
no risk involved.
eyes wide and mind boggled,
i dial the toll-free number and
slovenly order you ~
delivery in 5-7 business days,
but you're worth the wait.
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